You know what’s bothering me? I can’t find any Count Chocula around here! And who’s to blame? Nope, not the government, though I suspect they had a hand in it… instead, I’m pointing the finger at negligent parents who have let their kids get so fat (and stupid, but that’s another rant for another day) that the government had to step in and cut out chocolate as part of a balanced breakfast. It’s just one more thing fat kids have ruined for me (I’m still angry about them abusing the free popcorn at Jumbo video back when there was more than one left in existence, causing some of them to stop offering it).
If you read the blog regularly (and lets face it, I see the stats, you don’t), you know the drill: Censored versions of my work, and all the archives (well over an hour’s worth now) at my actual website, A Dose of Buckley