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A Dose of Buckley 36 – Dexter Toy

Posted in A Dose of Buckley with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on August 31, 2010 by adoseofbuckley

So, you’ve probably heard the story by now… Ohio toy collector Jim Schultz walked into a Toys R Us, and walked out angry because of a Dexter action figure he found (and strangely enough, purchased, making sure the company profited from keeping the toy in stock). He said that it’s not the toy itself that he takes issue with, however he doesn’t feel it should be sold at Toys R Us alongside Barbie and Care Bears and all those other wholesome toys for children. Apparently, Toys R Us should instead only cater to children, and not make any money from the nerd population that has more money than brains and will buy any action figure that bares a likeness to their favourite TV or movie characters. But is Dexter the most violent thing at Toys R Us? Hardly… this week’s Dose of Buckley below.

A Dose of Buckley 35 – Ashley Anne Kirilow

Posted in A Dose of Buckley with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on August 17, 2010 by adoseofbuckley

So, perhaps you’ve heard the name “Ashley Anne Kirilow” by now. She’s the young lady who decided to take advantage of the last few remaining humans who aren’t completely cynical (those of us who’ve been converted for a long time now call you “suckers”), and faked a terminal illness for her own profit. Now, this is the part of the ever-predictable Buckley rant formula where I post the audio link where I call this woman several bad words that would make a drunken sailor say “wow, that’s a little overboard”, but instead this week… I decide to play devil’s advocate, and ask the question “who are you to judge?”

A Dose of Buckley 35 – Ashley Anne Kirilow Uncensored (CLICK HERE – 2 minutes, 48 seconds)

A Dose of Buckley 34 – Coupons

Posted in A Dose of Buckley with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , on July 12, 2010 by adoseofbuckley

Who doesn’t enjoy a good deal right? Buy one get one free, get a free something when you purchase something else… it’s great! Problem is… I’ve been running into WAY too many people who either can’t read, or don’t care what a coupon says and just want to try and get a better deal. It’s very irritating. This week’s Dose of Buckley, I share some of my recent experiences dealing with coupon bartering:

A Dose of Buckley 34 – Coupons Uncensored (CLICK TO LISTEN – 2 minutes, 58 seconds)

You know the drill by now, all my material and censored versions for the children (fun for the whole family!) can be found at my actual site, A Dose of Buckley.

A Dose of Buckley 33 – Clickjacking

Posted in A Dose of Buckley with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , on June 28, 2010 by adoseofbuckley

Closing out June with another educational edition of A Dose of Buckley.

A number of my friends have been “click-jacked” on Facebook lately, so I felt I needed to explain to people WHY this is happening, what it means, what it can do, and why it’s very annoying to me when it happens! Have a listen, and please… try and learn something!

A Dose of Buckley 33 – Clickjacking Uncensored (CLICK TO LISTEN – 2 minutes, 45 seconds)

And while you’re at it, get in on the ground floor of the newest Facebook fanpage for people who’ve liked every other Facebook page: “Blindly clicking links on facebook because I’m an idiot!”

More audio fun, including censored versions of most of my work for those who don’t like all those naughty words, at my actual site, A Dose of Buckley

A Dose of Buckley 32 – Buckley vs Protest

Posted in A Dose of Buckley with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , on June 22, 2010 by adoseofbuckley

Dose #2 this week: two local activists were arrested for putting up posters that promoted protesting the G20 summit. Sure it’s a waste of police resources to be arresting hippies when there are rapists and meth cooks walking free, but I still enjoy seeing them arrested, especially when one of them is Darius Mirshahi, member (I think president, but I MAY be wrong on that, certainly the most recognizable member if he’s not president) of Fanshawe College’s “Social Justice Club”. And people wonder why I often take shots at the reputation of the place I received TWO Diplomas from, when they continue to allow people like this to represent their school (even if indirectly, the guy is paid to write an article for the student paper and is still allowed to set up a booth in the building to sell his propaganda, so he’s representing them). Yeah, I’M the asshole when I make jokes about a community college not being the same standard as Yale or Harvard, but it’s alright for this greasy hypocrite to hang out there all the time (when he’s not in jail).

Anyway, I’ve never been a fan of protest in general. Don’t like the country/system we live in? There’s something like 194 other ones you could move to. In this Dose, I discuss my dislike for both Darius and protesting, and… use the word LOVE?! What could invoke such a feeling? Listen to find out.

A Dose of Buckley 32 – Buckley vs Protest Uncensored (CLICK TO LISTEN – 3 minutes, 33 seconds)

A Dose of Buckley 31 – Miley

Posted in A Dose of Buckley with tags , , , , , , , , , , on June 22, 2010 by adoseofbuckley

I’ve decided to switch my updates from every Friday to every Monday. From now on, instead of ending your week with angry comedy, you can use it to set the tone for the entire week! To celebrate the change: a Double Dose of Buckley!

Dose #1 this week: Miley Cyrus tells reporters that she’s “not trying to be slutty”. I suppose, to quote fellow Disney star Selena Gomez, “It comes naturally”. I tell you, sometimes this stuff just writes itself.

A Dose of Buckley 31 – Miley Uncensored (CLICK TO LISTEN – 2 minutes, 34 seconds)

A Dose of Buckley 30 – World Cup

Posted in A Dose of Buckley with tags , , , , , , , , , , , on June 11, 2010 by adoseofbuckley

Well, the FIFA World Cup has started, which means that it’s time once again for everyone to pretend to care about a) soccer, and b) their heritage, neither of which they’ve acknowledged for the last 4 years.


A Dose of Buckley 30 – World Cup Uncensored (CLICK TO LISTEN – 2 minutes, 23 seconds)

The censored version and nearly 2 hours worth of content at my website, A Dose of Buckley

A Dose of Buckley 29 – Kristen Stewart

Posted in A Dose of Buckley with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on June 4, 2010 by adoseofbuckley

In my second Dose of Buckley this week, I continue the theme of misused words as I talk about Twilight’s Kristen Stewart and her comparison of the paparazzi to rape. I understand that next week they’re going to publish an interview where she likens not having her favourite brand of soda at the grocery store to genocide.

A Dose Of Buckley 29 – Kristen Stewart Uncensored (CLICK TO LISTEN – 2 minutes, 25 seconds)

A Dose of Buckley 28 – YouTube Comments

Posted in A Dose of Buckley with tags , , , , , , , , , , , on June 4, 2010 by adoseofbuckley

This week, it’s another DOUBLE DOSE of Buckley! Really, I’m just making up for my laziness as I didn’t post anything last week. I make no apologies, it’s free entertainment. I doubt Maddox will be writing any more this year, so at least I’m one up on him.

ANYWAY, My first update this week is about the mind-numbingly awful YouTube comments I see… pretty much every time I visit YouTube. It’s amazing how little intelligence there is among that entire community of morons. If the spelling and grammar mistakes aren’t enough, the sheer butchering of the language and improper use of words is enough to make you wonder if inbreeding isn’t more prevalent than thought. This update, I mostly tackle the overuse of the word “best”.

A Dose Of Buckley 28 – YouTube Comments Uncensored (CLICK TO LISTEN – 3 minutes, 21 seconds)

And as always, the rest can be found at A Dose of Buckley

A Dose of Buckley 27 – Count Chocula

Posted in A Dose of Buckley with tags , , , , , , , on May 21, 2010 by adoseofbuckley

You know what’s bothering me? I can’t find any Count Chocula around here! And who’s to blame? Nope, not the government, though I suspect they had a hand in it… instead, I’m pointing the finger at negligent parents who have let their kids get so fat (and stupid, but that’s another rant for another day) that the government had to step in and cut out chocolate as part of a balanced breakfast. It’s just one more thing fat kids have ruined for me (I’m still angry about them abusing the free popcorn at Jumbo video back when there was more than one left in existence, causing some of them to stop offering it).

A Dose of Buckley 27 – Count Chocula Uncensored (CLICK TO LISTEN, 2 minutes, 48 seconds)

If you read the blog regularly (and lets face it, I see the stats, you don’t), you know the drill: Censored versions of my work, and all the archives (well over an hour’s worth now) at my actual website, A Dose of Buckley